"My Test Results" meets my Dad!

Okay, so I had the FUNNIEST conversation with my father yesterday! (No bad words were said(just rather vulgar, but naughtiness was inferred so read on with caution...)

I was supposed to be getting the results of a test I took at my doctor's office yesterday. My dear ol' Poppa has this lovely gene that exasperates his problems with blood clotting, so all his kids are being tested to see if we've got it too. So, I'm driving in my car when my blackberry pipes up with the "you've got mail" sound and I see that the results have been posted online...okay, so I'm not the most patient person on the planet. I call my dad while driving and have him log in for me. First off, that poor man can't ever seem to get his fabulous computer to work. He's been using computers for years, and yet I wonder if the problem is the user and not the actual computer. So, FINALLY, after he averts his own crisis, and on my THIRD attempt to get him to log on for me, he does so. Only, he's a bit deaf, so when I asked him to log onto my test results, the man starts GIGGLING at me, like a little girl! I ask him what was wrong, and he can't answer me coherently. Eventually he says, "What did you say?" I repeat myself, and then he tells me that wasn't what he'd thought I'd said. I ask "What Dad, did you think I asked you to click on "My tits results?" He laughs out loud and says "Yes!!!" I am laughing too at this point. Oh No! We're not done yet!!! I give him my user name and password and he takes so LONG to do this that finally I ask, "Dad, what's taking you so long?" Of course, he says in his most snarky voice..."Hold on a minute Jen, I am trying to get it up!" Oh...the silence that followed that statement! With my mind in a slightly naughty place anyway, I start to giggle too! I say to my Dad..."Dad, I didn't think you could do that anymore!!!" and then I say "I didn't think you were supposed to do that in front of the computer anyway!!!" My dad got so flustered, and instead of biting my head off and being rather a bit vulgar...Yes, I was...He belly laughs and says, "Jen, you are the worst!!!!" Well, I was pretty much done after that and I was laughing all the way to Hayward! My...who knew that a man famous for his hour long prayers could laugh at such things!!! I gotta say, it was great!!!!

BTW-I never did find out the results, so I have to wait for a letter I guess???? It was posted online...but not the results, go figure.

9/25/08
Jen's food journal:
Breakfast: yogurt, cottage cheese, protein shake, vitamins
Lunch: Veggie/turkey sandwich, vitamins
Dinner: Chicken salad, apple, vitamins

No cheating and I got all my water....even though I went to a beautiful bridal shower and there were treat galore!!! Wonderfully sugary treats that made me want to just dive in and swim in the soft glow of a sugar coma!